It's going to be like New Jersey.

No more pumping my own gas. Sweet!!!!

The mortgage payment thing is gravy.

OBAMA WINS--LANDSLIDE

Congrats to Obama on a huge win. America has spoken and now we move forward. Our next president:

Masturbation talk for teens from Weeds

This isn't an easy talk to give (getting it is worse) but if you have an "Uncle Andy," you would have gotten the perfect advice. (Never heard the banana thing.) I recommend this for all Sex ed. classes.

The show this is from, Weeds, is an Adams family (HA...get it?) treat.